April 1, 2008; Today is April Fools!

Yesterday, at around 6 pm, I went to SM MegaMall to watch WWE WrestleMania (on tape delay) even though I already knew the winners, just for me to know if it is really good as what the promo of the pay-per-view suggests. Now here are the results from yesterday's WWE WrestleMania XXIV from the Florida Citrus Bowl at Orlando, Florida!

1. Dark Match: Kane won the 24-man Battle Royal to earn the right to face ECW Champion Chavo Guerrero later that evening. He eliminated Mark Henry last. Other participants were Elijah Burke, Lance Cade, Deuce, Domino, Tommy Dreamer, Jesse, Festus, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, The Great Khali, Hardcore Holly, Cody Rhodes, Brian Kendrick, Kofi Kingston, The Miz, Shannon Moore, Trevor Murdoch, Jamie Noble, Chuck Palumbo, Snitsky, Stevie Richards, Val Venis and Jimmy Wang Yang
2. John "Bradshaw" Layfield defeated Finlay after a devastating Clothesline from Hell in their no-holds-barred Belfast Brawl.
3.CM Punk of ECW won the Money in the Bank Ladder Match by climber on top of the ladder and retrieving the briefcase, after hitting Chris Jericho from Raw with the ladder to secure the victory. Other participants were John Morrison and Shelton Benjamin from ECW, Carlito and Mr. Kennedy from Raw and MVP from SmackDown!
4. Batista defeated Umaga after a Batista Bomb as SmackDown! defeated Raw for brand supremacy.
5. Kane defeated Chavo Guerrero in a record time of 9 seconds after a chokeslam to win the ECW Championship.
6. Shawn Michaels defeated "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair after a Sweet Chin Music in a career-threatening match for Flair. And as a stipulation, Flair must retire from professional wrestling after 36 years in the business.
7. In the BunnyMania Lumberjack Match, Melina and WWE Womens' Champion Beth Phoenix defeated Maria and Ashley after Phoenix did the Fisherman Suplex to Maria. Snoop Dogg was the special Master of Ceremonies. Santino Marella was there to manage Melina and Beth Phoenix. After the match, Snoop clotheslined Santino.
8. Randy Orton defeated John Cena and Triple H in a triple-threat match to retain his WWE Championship. Triple H pedigreed Cena and attempted the pin, but Orton kicked Triple H right on the temple and he was the one successful on earning the three-count, thus retaining the title.
9. Floyd "Money" Mayweather Jr. defeated The Big Show via knockout in a No Disqualification Match after delivering a right hand blow with a brass knockle.
10. The Undertaker defeated Edge to win the World Heavyweight Title for the sixth time in his elustrious career after forcing Edge to submit to a Gogoplata, a version of a triangle choke hold. And thus, having the new win-loss record of 16-0 at WrestleMania.